Please take note: The song does not have to be strictly OPM. The only restriction here is that the joke should be in Tagalog.
1. Knock knock.
Who's there? Samba. Samba who? Tulad mo na may pu-samba-to! (Pusong Bato-Alon) 2. Knock knock. Who's there? Ay, crush mo! Ay, crush mo who? Ay,crush mo car into the bridge, I watched it, let it burn! (I Love It-Icona Pop) 3. Knock knock. Who's there? Abba. Abba who? Abba ng hair! (Haba ng Hair-Rejoice) 4. Knock knock. Who's there? Your sopas. Your sopas who? Before you came into my life, I missed your sopas, I missed your sopas, I missed your so-sopas! (Call Me Maybe-Carly Rae Jepsen) 5. Knock knock. Who's there? Agimat. Agimat who? Agimat ticket on the long way round! (Cups-Anna Kendrick) 6. Knock knock. Who's there? Kokote. Kokote who? Kokote-rrorista! (Harlem Shake- Bauuer) 7. Knock knock. Who's there? Korean nanay mo. Korean nanay mo who? Ttwieneum nom, korean nanay mo! (Gangnam Style-PSY) 8. Knock knock. Who's there? Ang ticket, haba. Ang ticket, haba who? Ang ticket haba heart attack! (Heart Attack-Demi Lovato) 9. Knock knock. Who's there? Tumabang reklamador. Tumabang rekalamador who? Let it go, let it go, tumabang reklamador! (Let It Go-Demi Lovato) 10. Knock knock. Who's there? Ang piso ko tuyo. Ang piso ko tuyo who? Ang piso ko tuyo right now, it's a forcefield! (Feel So Close-Calvin Harris) 11. Knock knock. Who's there? Alipin. Alipin who? Don't stop alipin! (Don't Stop Believin'-Journey) 12. Knock knock. Who's there? Dinucky ka. Dinucky ka who? Ayoko na sa'yo, dinucky ka kailangan! (Ayoko Na Sa'yo-Maldita) 13. Knock knock. Who's there? Nasa sala na. Nasa sala na who? Lord patawad, pagka't ako'y nasa sala na! (Lord Patawad-Bassilyo) |